Wednesday, March 25, 2009

My hiong hiong colleague...

I have a colleauge who is taking ACCA, just like me. Has one more paper to go, just like me. Joined the firm that i am working for in July 2008, just like me. But why do i specifically mention this colleauge?


That is simply because, this colleague is HIONG!!!


Actually it is not this colleague being hiong, just that i am lame nia...

I am taking this colleague as comparison simply because this colleauge has a very similar study and career profile as i do. So, my dear frens, those of you guys taking different career profile than me, e.g. engineerings, and especially life science courses, please don't compare you all to me to avoid undesired consequences, ok? Thank you for your c0-operation.


OK. Now that u all knows that i am just at the same stage of life as my colleague, i am telling you guy the difference between us...

1. This colleague is one year younger than me... (Me Stupid X1)
2. This colleague took a study path that shd take 1 year longer than me... (Me Stupid X2)
3. This colleague passed the paper i failed in first attempy, although this colleague is working while taking the paper... (Me Stupid X3)

Wei, you expect more ar? What kind of people are you? Are you sure you are a fren of mine?

Haiz...

I tend to go ahead of myself too...
Divertion by expectation...
Haiz

I am feeling bad for myself. I am being too irresponsible for my frens and myself.

Guys, i really appreciate what you all had helped.
Fetching me here and there when i don't have transportation, encourage me to do the right things, warn me ahead so that i will avoid bad things to happen, instill good quality & value inside of me, share your life to me so that i can learn from it, and the list is too long to list it down here...

I know that i am a lucky person. I met a lot of "expensive people" (贵人, hahaha...) (Btw, it also means the third lowest rank among Emperor's wives. Hahahahahahaha...)


They had helped me in many ways. However, it seems that i had wasted their efforts...

Haiz...


I am also being not responsible of myself..
My had not grow strong enough to meet all my obligations...
Not to mention my obligation to myself, i.e. to make my own life a happy life...


Haiz...


I want this to be my bottom. I don't wanna go south anymore. (As there are no polar bear in south pole. Hahahaha...). It is time for me to rebound already.


My life, is my own responsibility.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Desperation = Motivation

I was told that all motivation usually comes in two general form, desperation and motivation. I kinda agree with that.

I saw a lot of tv interviews. I am not so sure if they are bragging + making themselves look great or what, it seems that desperation is the more effective form of motivation. By desperation, i don't mean the crave for something that they want really badly in their life, not the basic needs that you cannot live without.

So, my dear friends....
If you are feeling kinda contented about what you have right now, i am sorry to tell you, you won't get far from here. So, we must complain a lot about what we don't like whenever we meet. We must make ourselves feel miserable for not having something good.

Again, i just have to say, IT IS A CRAZY WORLD OUT THERE!!!

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Right vs Wrong?

It is quite obvious that different society has different say on what is right (acceptable) and wrong (not acceptable). So, wat is actually right and wrong?



E.g. Is polygamy acceptable?

Pro - Wei, if i like it and the other partIES can accept that, why cannot har? Actually hio, i think law is not fair one you know. The laws har are made by those politicians who are everything but endau, pretty or attractive. So hio, they purposely create all this kind of law to punish attractive people like us! You know har, actually it is not good for the population one you know? You see har, the gender ratio is roughly 1G:1.02B (G= Gang / male, B= Bo / Female). So hio, the losers don't have to work hard, as they will still get a partner under monogamy anyway. This does not encourage healthy competition. Society as whole won't work hard. So hio, curse the politicians. Btw, it is also because Allah said i can do so.



Skeptic - There are valid reasons behind the installation of the monogamy. The society is more prosperous than ever. We have more food, better shelter, more + better entertainment and etc now than ever. This is simply because people had been able to constraint their greeds and channel their creativity, energy and thoughts to society improvement. Just imagine, a briliant person had created some value for the society and that person is quickly surrounded by a number of spouses. Then that person will be distracted from the making more contributions to the society. Is that a good thing for the society? I think the answer the very obvious.

(Disclaimer: The above article is extracted from Ah Beng Daily of 14 March 2009. The opinion remains the author's and the author's only. The website will bear no obligation for any inconvenience, dispute or casulty as a result of publishing this article. Viewer's discretion is advised.)

(In plain english: It is not my fault! I dunno! I dunno!)



So, is polygamy right or wrong?

Wat, you can right & wrong? Ok lar, let's put it this way. If you have one guy/girl you love the most, and another guy/girl you love 70% of the first one. Then will you marry both? or just the one you love the most?



People said Islam is bad. They have that crazy "Jihad" thing that encourage people to fight + allow guy to marry to more girls but not a girl to more guys. But i really wonder, if they would know that Islam granted women voting rights 1500 years ago while the modern only consider this in 1900s? Or do they realised about the Crusades that Catholic Church had initiated, simply because they want to capture the Sacred City - Jerusalem. I wonder why they never say anything when they are still under the islamic sultanate for the last 500 years.

(Rumours has it that suicide bombers will granted 12 beautiful virgins in the heaven. Jeff Dunham raised an interesting question though. Why don't asked for 12 slutty women who knows what they are doing?)


I am not pro Islam. What i am saying is nothing is 100% evil nor good. Evils come in all forms. They are good in disguising themselves. What is right now might actually be wrong. What most people does might not necessaily be the right thing! Just looking at what happened in the Indonesia riots of 1998. So, what is the right thing to do? For me,





IT IS JUST A CRAZY WORLD OUT THERE!!!!!